Preggo: "So, that concludes my presentation. Any questions?"
Old lady in cat sweater vest: "Is this your first baby?"
Preggo: "No, my second."
Gentleman up front, with the light-sensitive glasses that darken in the sun: "When are you due?"
Silver haired firecracker in back: "Is it a boy...or a girl?"
Yeah. This is SO not what I am here for.